May 29, 2026
For Your Consideration: Absurd Juxtaposition
Dr. Daniel Manzano quantified the “publish-or-perish” problem in quant-ph. To help finally put an end to it, The Quantum Dragon opened up a factory of autopens to churn out AI slop, in crayon, en masse. He’s going to hire offshore workers to convert them to LaTeX and upload them to arXiv. He promises to stop when y’all do.
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According to Piotr Lewandowski, “half of all quantum research is written by people with exactly one paper.” And he provides some numbers. Interestingly, the 2nd least qualified person in quantum contributes to that with only 1 of 2 published papers uploaded to arXiv’s quant-ph. This link may require a LinkedIn account.
This is probably old news, but it involves a quantum software company and a dragon-inspired company, and gosh darnit golly gee willikers it needs to be here.
These jokes, however, only require that you be at least as educated as the 2nd least qualified person in quantum. For your consideration: the 3 winning designs from IQM’s internal sticker contest. Although the post does not explicitly state that these stickers are future swag, they should be. This link may require a LinkedIn account.
This is the brief story, told in 1:30 by Sean Dague, of IBM putting its first quantum computer on the cloud. This link may require a LinkedIn account.
Alex Woodie of HPCwire didn’t use this line in his article “Quantum Computing 101: Introduction to QC,” for some reason, but it was in the email that led me to it.
This “Quantum Animal Registry” was a suggestion by Lawrence Gasman. What am I missing? Text-only references don’t count; there must be imagery.
I never noticed before, but thanks to Alex Khan commenting on the Quantum Animal Registry announcement, I now see that the ZebraKet logo was not just any ol’ zebra head, but a zebra head with Ket stripes. After this, I’m going to have to start zooming in on more logos. This link may require a LinkedIn account.
I was on the fence about adding this, but I want to applaud the attempt to add new qubit illustrations into the discourse. That said, Clara Moskowitz, Ben Gilliland, Amanda Hobbs, and Jen Christiansen of Scientific American really should have had someone check this out before publication.

To keep QPUs calibrated and optimized, users need to track and capture the data going in and out of them. They need to track the parameters. For your consideration: the untold story of Quantum Machines acquiring QHarbor.

If you’re navigating with a compass, you need a map. And if you’re navigating with a quantum magnetometer, you still need a map. Just like your favorite topographic maps, your geomagnetic maps get outdated and need to be updated. Enter SBQuantum.
This article by Michael Larabel of Phoronix is about post-quantum cryptography, but I’m obviously sharing it for the gratuitous opportunity to share a Star Wars clip.
I didn’t watch this movie, so I don’t have anything aspiringly funny to add. I have failed you, and I sincerely apologize. That said, I’m awarding Prof. Amit Hagar a whole bunch of admittedly worthless bonus points for including what must be the first quantum bedtime story.
You’ll have to see Zane Hambly’s post to believe it. If you want to dig deeper into how he did it, with the disclaimer that I haven’t scrutinized it myself, he provides a link to a GitHub repository. I particularly applaud the use and abuse of real hardware for a project like this. This link may require a LinkedIn account.

Alan Ho and Prof. Michael Biercuk inspired the Resuscitated Quantum Bullshit Detector, but the original(?) has resurfaced on Bluesky. It’s back to reposting a simple “bullshit” or “not bullshit,” so The Quantum Dragon will continue to monitor for challenges, controversies, and debates under this new name from Dr. Bob Sutor.
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